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GET THE MOST
OUT OF YOUR VACATION DOLLARS WITH
POOKAH's
ASTRAL TRAVEL SERVICE | "DOESN'T
SEEM FAIR THAT IF YOU'RE FLAT BROKE YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT VACATION YOU
COULD HAVE USED TEN YEARS AGO ALREADY?" SAYS POOKAH. "WELL,
LISTEN UP. HAVE I GOT A DEAL AND A HALF FOR YOU!" |
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HI
GUYS, MY NAME'S POOKAH WOOP. SEE THOSE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? THAT
RECENT PHOTO SHOWS POTENTIALLY-SATISFIED CUSTOMERS OF POOKAH WOOP,
ASTRAL BODIES QUEING UP FOR AN ASTRAL SPACESHIP RIDE TO, WHERE ELSE BUT
ORION!
THAT'S
ME IN THE FOREGROUND, POOKAH WOOP, POCKETING THE VIRTUAL PENNIES I GET
FOR THIS WONDERFUL SERVICE THAT HAS MADE SO MANY SO HAPPY.
OUSTED
FROM THE MIBs FOR PUTTING A LITTLE COLOR IN MY LIFE (I THREW OUT THE
BLACK JEANS), I KNOW WHAT IT's LIKE TO BE FLAT BROKE AND NOT HAVE ANY
MONEY TO DO ANYTHING BUT SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER (HA!, YOUR
COMPUTER...IF YOU'RE LIKE ME THE BANK ACTUALLY OWNS IT!!). TRAVELING THE
HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF THE INTERNET IS FINE, BUT IT's NOT LIKE REALLY
BEING ABLE TO CHOMP INTO THE FRUITS OF SUCCESS--FRUIT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY
IN SHORT SUPPLY WHEN YOU'RE UNABLE TO AFFORD THE PRICE OF A, WELL, YOU
NAME IT AND I'LL SAY, "CAN'T AFFORD!!!"
"TO
THE MOON, ALICE!" ON A BUS DRIVER'S SALARY? WHAT DID JACKIE GLEASON
KNOW THAT YOU DON'T?
MY
FRIENDS, DESPAIR NO MORE OF EVER BEING ABLE TO SIFT THE SANDS OF GIZEH
THROUGH YOUR OWN WIGGLY TOES. POOKAH HAS THE ANSWER THAT'S TAILORED FOR
YOUR EMPTY POCKETBOOK!
OPEN
FOR BUSINESS
POOKAH'S ASTRAL
TRAVEL SERVICE!!!!
READY
FOR THAT ULTRA DELUXE VACATION? LET'S GO!! FOR JUST A PORTION OF WHAT
THAT TRIP TO THE PYRAMIDS WOULD COST YOU IN THE DULL, PHYSICAL WORLD, WE
CAN PERUSE THE HALL OF RECORDS THAT NO EARTH-BOUND TRAVELER CAN ENTER!
ONE OF THE
GREAT THINGS ABOUT ASTRAL-TRAVEL IS NOT BEING EARTH-BOUND, YOU CAN GO
DAMN NEAR ANYWHERE YOU WANT!
ONLY
YOU, THE POOR BUT ASTRALLY-INTELLIGENT WILL BE ABLE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF
IF THAT MARTIAN FACE IS A TRICK OF LIGHT AND SHADOW!
WHY
LET WHITLEY STRIEBER AND THOSE REMOTE VIEWERS HAVE ALL THE FUN?
HOW
DOES THE POOKAH ASTRAL-TRAVEL PLAN WORK? THE FOLKS IN THE PHOTO ABOVE
DON'T LIKE TO GO IT ALONE AND ARE PART OF THE "NO MIA SOLO"
PACKAGE TOUR. JUST SEND ME $15.00 AND I'LL MAIL YOU A CASSETTE TAPE THAT
YOU PLAY IN YOUR SLEEP. WITH ME AS YOUR COACH, MY VOICE WILL GIVE YOUR
ASTRAL SELF THE INCENTIVE TO PICK UP AND GO...TO A MEETING PLACE SUCH AS
THE ABOVE WHERE YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER ASTRAL BUDDIES AS I
GUIDE ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT AGREED-UPON BEYOND.
OR,
IF YOU'RE AN INDIVIDUALIST, FORGET THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE GROUP
SCHEDULE! JUST IMAGINE THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES AND YOU'LL HAVE A FRONT
ROW SEAT BEFORE THE CELESTIAL GLASS ORCHESTRA BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, "TAKE
ME TO YOUR LEAD-ER!" (SORRY, THAT'S AN OLD GLASS-PLAYERS' JOKE.)
NO
NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MISSING OUT ON A FEW HOURS OF MINIMUM WAGE PAY! NOT
WITH THE ASTRAL TRAVEL SERVICE PLAN!
BECAUSE
YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NORMALLY-WASTED SLEEP HOURS TO DO YOUR
VACATIONING, YOU'LL BE HOME IN PLENTY OF TIME TO GET TO YOUR PODUNK JOB
IN THE MORNING, IF YOU HAVE ONE.
WHY
WAIT?! SEND $15 TODAY TO:
POOKAH
ASTRAL TRAVEL ENTERPRISES
P.O.
BOX 1111
IT'S MY
TURN, USA.
THAT'S:
POOKAH
ASTRAL TRAVEL ENTERPRISES
P.O.
BOX 1111
IT'S
MY TURN, USA.
AND
WHEN YOU SEE THE SPHINX, SAY POOKAH SENT YA. YOU'LL GET AN ASTRAL
TRAVELER'S DISCOUNT ON YOUR KING'S CHAMBER INITIATION OPPORTUNITY, NO
QUESTIONS ASKED.
Visit Pookah's twin sister Irene De Mandible! She has received the honorable distinction as an EXPERT of the village of Wymsey (see dental surgeon's wife)! "I am very proud of her achievement," says Pookah. "Irene has something special about her, always has. Of course, this obsession she's had with Wymsey, well, what can I say but at least this recent revelation alerted us to her condition. There's a little dust in the cogs, but just a little. I think it has to do with the channeling. It hasn't effected me adversely in any way. But Irene has been on the brunt end of some jagging wavelengths. By the way, she is not exactly a dental surgeon's wife. She did however channel a dental surgeon successfully this AM, almost long enough to repair her husband's broken filling. He also will need a little recuperation time but is expected to be just fine." |
Urlybird Times interviews Pookah
Urlybird Times interviews Irene de Mandible |
