H.o.p. (batting at an old earring I’d pulled out and worn today): What’s that?<\/p>\n
Me: It’s a building.<\/p>\n
H.o.p.: No, it’s not.<\/p>\n
Me: We were driving along, I saw it on the horizon, thought what a great building, plucked it and put it on my ear.<\/p>\n
H.o.p.: I’ts not a building.<\/p>\n
Me: Sure it is.<\/p>\n
H.o.p.: It’s not a building. Where’d you get it?<\/p>\n
Me: Ok, it’s a Balinese earring I got in Seattle.<\/p>\n
H.o.p.: See, I knew it wasn’t a building. Buildings have windows.<\/p>\n
Me: Not all buildings have windows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
H.o.p. (batting at an old earring I’d pulled out and worn today): What’s that? Me: It’s a building. H.o.p.: No, it’s not. Me: We were driving along, I saw it on the horizon, thought what a great building, plucked it and put it on my ear. H.o.p.: I’ts not a building. Me: Sure it is. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,129],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-h-o-p-quotes-conversational-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}