{"id":978,"date":"2006-06-08T10:24:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T14:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=978"},"modified":"2014-03-08T05:07:45","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T09:07:45","slug":"absolutely-useless-information-should-probably-be-kept-to-ones-self-too-exhibit-15456","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/978\/absolutely-useless-information-should-probably-be-kept-to-ones-self-too-exhibit-15456\/","title":{"rendered":"More absolutely useless information that should probably be kept to one&#039;s self &#8211; Exhibit 15,456"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in March I started trying to open the Duracell double A battery recharger package.  It&#8217;s been rough.  Am I gratified that today I finally succeeded?  No.  I was determined that nails and teeth should do the job but having worn through them, today I broke out the scissors and eventually the circular saw.<\/p>\n<p>That is the toughest packaging ever.  DVD movie packagers could take notes.  For that matter, nuclear waste packagers should take notes.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait.  Now I see the kryptonite hidden under the barcode.  No wonder!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in March I started trying to open the Duracell double A battery recharger package. It&#8217;s been rough. Am I gratified that today I finally succeeded? No. I was determined that nails and teeth should do the job but having worn through them, today I broke out the scissors and eventually the circular saw. That [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}