{"id":923,"date":"2006-04-27T04:05:46","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T08:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=923"},"modified":"2012-09-10T02:12:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T06:12:00","slug":"hop-draws-the-white-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/923\/hop-draws-the-white-house\/","title":{"rendered":"H.o.p. draws the White House"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The story:<\/p>\n

Tim and his robot Moby are chased by space aliens to the White House. The President isn’t there so they run around the place. Tim discovers Moby has wandered off. Then the President walks by. He’s the tour guide. Tim looks all over for Moby. Then Tim ran all over the White House yelling, “Moby! Moby!” But Moby was never found. Tim went to the President’s room and Moby wasn’t there. He went to another room and Moby wasn’t there either. Then Tim found Moby’s tracks. He followed the tracks and there were more tracks. He thought there would never be an end. But he was wrong, there was an end to the tracks but Moby wasn’t there. On the floor he found a little door and he touched it with his finger and it opened. He yelled, “Look out below” and jumped in. Tim won’t give up because he needs his friend. Then he found a big door and he said “Excuse me” as he pushed the door open. No one spoke. He discovered no one was there. Tim went inside anyway. Tim needed his friend Moby, he wasn’t going to give up. Then he found Moby in the President’s office, drinking from the President’s cup and touching his stuff and smooching on the President. Tim was so grossed out that his head fell off. The End<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As you can tell, the story has been composed by an eight year old who loves robots and believes smooching is gross and funny stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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