{"id":796,"date":"2006-02-18T01:01:57","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T05:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=796"},"modified":"2012-09-28T20:05:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T00:05:22","slug":"hop-is-packing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/796\/hop-is-packing\/","title":{"rendered":"H.o.p. is packing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H.o.p. is packing.  No, he hasn&#8217;t decided to run off.  He wants to go on an airplane.  I explained to him we aren&#8217;t going to be riding on any airplanes any time in the forseeable future.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s all right.  I want to be prepared.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So he gets out one of his knapsacks and starts packing toys.  His fake Godzilla toy (Wowa) and toothpaste and toothbrush. And his Neopet T  Rex and a T Rex from Fernbank.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on, mom, it&#8217;s time to go on the airplane!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh.  Relief.  He&#8217;s decided to make one out of a box.<\/p>\n<p>I tell H.o.p. I don&#8217;t ever plan to get on an airplane again.  At least not unless under  duress.  I&#8217;ve been terrified of airplanes ever since I was in a near collision years ago.  Was in a small plane and a large plane had been given the same heading.  I don&#8217;t know how it escaped disaster.  I have yes ridden in planes several times since then but  as soon as I get off I always say I&#8217;ll never ride on a plane again.  I hate it.  I&#8217;ve managed to be able to avoid taking a plane anywhere for seven years.<\/p>\n<p>He tells me what &#8220;Brainpop&#8221; has told him, that you&#8217;re much more likely to be in a car wreck than a plane accident.  Yeah, I&#8217;ve heard all that too.  I&#8217;d still rather be on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to sit in a window seat!&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p. prepares to board the plane.  He&#8217;s going to go to China he says to see a Chinese Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, then how sweet.  When he&#8217;s done playing make believe he says what he really wants to do is ride a plane back to where my dad lives, and my mom lives, because it was a great place and he liked it there.  And he wants to see the Grand Canyon again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H.o.p. is packing. No, he hasn&#8217;t decided to run off. He wants to go on an airplane. I explained to him we aren&#8217;t going to be riding on any airplanes any time in the forseeable future. &#8220;That&#8217;s all right. I want to be prepared.&#8221; So he gets out one of his knapsacks and starts packing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}