{"id":706,"date":"2005-12-15T12:01:42","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T16:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=706"},"modified":"2014-03-10T04:24:50","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T08:24:50","slug":"ok-how-about-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/706\/ok-how-about-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Ok, how about this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You see, I typed into a search in Gourmet Foods (at Amazon)  the search term &#8220;European&#8221; just to see what might come up, rather than, y&#8217;know, buying everyone Xmas steaks (haha) or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>The truffles came up.  Too expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Next page was this gourmet European item.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B00032GFK4\/sr=1-6\/qid=1134661314\/ref=sr_1_6\/103-4436473-8283026?%5Fencoding=UTF8&#038;n=3580501&#038;s=gourmet-food&#038;v=glance\" target=\"_blanK\">10 ounces of Dole European Salad in a plastic bag<\/a> from Gristedes Supermarket in NY.  Includes romaine and leaf lettuces, Radicchio and endives, is triple washed and has no preservatives.<\/p>\n<p>It costs $3.99 and only about $4.95 to ship.  Sure looks good after those 16 ounces of truffles for $1050.00!<\/p>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I see the lead ingredient is iceburg lettuce.<\/p>\n<p>I loooooooooove iceburg lettuce.  Tres european.  North. Like Norwegian maybe.  Plucked by nimble reindeer lips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see, I typed into a search in Gourmet Foods (at Amazon) the search term &#8220;European&#8221; just to see what might come up, rather than, y&#8217;know, buying everyone Xmas steaks (haha) or something like that. The truffles came up. Too expensive. Next page was this gourmet European item. 10 ounces of Dole European Salad in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,27],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}