{"id":6269,"date":"2009-08-18T19:48:21","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T23:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=6269"},"modified":"2012-09-28T19:57:28","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T23:57:28","slug":"our-apartment-building-would-collapse-on-sight-just-out-of-fear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/6269\/our-apartment-building-would-collapse-on-sight-just-out-of-fear\/","title":{"rendered":"Our apartment building would collapse on sight just out of fear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This beast is freakin&#8217; huge. Must be a hallucinatory experience driving down the road and happening on this thing, especially if you don&#8217;t know it exists. That saw! How big is it?! It could probably slice our apartment building in half.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5339944\/we-arent-seeing-transformers-3-if-this-things-not-in-it\">We Aren&#8217;t Seeing Transformers if This Thing&#8217;s Not in it<\/a><br \/>\nLink to Gawker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This beast is freakin&#8217; huge. Must be a hallucinatory experience driving down the road and happening on this thing, especially if you don&#8217;t know it exists. That saw! How big is it?! It could probably slice our apartment building in half. We Aren&#8217;t Seeing Transformers if This Thing&#8217;s Not in it Link to Gawker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-6269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}