{"id":6249,"date":"2009-08-29T19:00:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T23:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=6249"},"modified":"2014-03-09T08:47:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-09T12:47:07","slug":"textbook-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/6249\/textbook-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"Textbook Irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Apple store says their &#8220;geniuses&#8221; are very busy with repairing computers so it&#8217;s several more days before they can look at my monitor.<\/p>\n<p>I already know my monitor is going to cost probably (at least) $500 to repair. After 16 months in my possession, the Apple power box apparently freaked out and went bad and when it freaked out it seems to have blown a backlight in my monitor. I&#8217;m four months out of warranty and the snotty attitude and the fact that the Apple &#8220;geniuses&#8221; are backed up for days with computer repairs just makes me want to spell out I R O N Y for them real loud, with flags, while making cross-eyed faces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Apple store says their &#8220;geniuses&#8221; are very busy with repairing computers so it&#8217;s several more days before they can look at my monitor. I already know my monitor is going to cost probably (at least) $500 to repair. After 16 months in my possession, the Apple power box apparently freaked out and went bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,299],"class_list":["post-6249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-computer-and-stuff-probably-be-damned-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}