{"id":6096,"date":"2009-05-27T13:00:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T17:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=6096"},"modified":"2012-09-28T20:37:47","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T00:37:47","slug":"im-practical-that-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/6096\/im-practical-that-way\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Practical That Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toothpick lampshade making its way around the internet. I saw it last week on another site and is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/05\/26\/lampshade-made-from.html\">on Boingboing now<\/a>. My immediate response is, &#8220;But you&#8217;ll poke your eye out!&#8221; I seem to be the only one with such concerns. (But, seriously, &#8220;You&#8217;ll poke your eye out!&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toothpick lampshade making its way around the internet. I saw it last week on another site and is on Boingboing now. My immediate response is, &#8220;But you&#8217;ll poke your eye out!&#8221; I seem to be the only one with such concerns. (But, seriously, &#8220;You&#8217;ll poke your eye out!&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}