{"id":4565,"date":"2009-01-11T20:49:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T00:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=4565"},"modified":"2012-09-10T22:23:36","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T02:23:36","slug":"drinkware-as-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/4565\/drinkware-as-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinkware as Comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/images\/drinkwarenoletters.jpg\" height=\"924\" width=\"500\"\/><\/p>\n<p>P.S.  Every day this happens at least once.  I open the refrigerator door and the mustard (or tabasco sauce or cheese or butter dish) falls out of the side door and lands on my foot.  &#8220;OUCH!&#8221; I think, if I don&#8217;t say it.  I bend to pick the fallen object up and as I straighten I slam my head on the bottom of the freezer door.  That is my life.  &#8220;OUCH! DAMN! AGAIN! WHY?!&#8221; I think, if I don&#8217;t say it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P.S. Every day this happens at least once. I open the refrigerator door and the mustard (or tabasco sauce or cheese or butter dish) falls out of the side door and lands on my foot. &#8220;OUCH!&#8221; I think, if I don&#8217;t say it. I bend to pick the fallen object up and as I straighten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[399],"class_list":["post-4565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","tag-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}