{"id":1817,"date":"2008-06-24T08:03:04","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T12:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1817"},"modified":"2014-03-08T05:43:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T09:43:00","slug":"if-twitter-tools-worked-or-twitter-or-something-inbetween-then-this-would-have-been-posted-on-my-blog-automatically-at-around-midnight-presumably","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1817\/if-twitter-tools-worked-or-twitter-or-something-inbetween-then-this-would-have-been-posted-on-my-blog-automatically-at-around-midnight-presumably\/","title":{"rendered":"If Twitter Tools Worked (or Twitter or Something Inbetween) Then This Would Have Been Posted On My Blog Automatically At Around Midnight Presumably"},"content":{"rendered":"

You see, I, of course, asked the waitron how many birthdays they had a night. She rolled her eyes and sighing, said (see above). – about 9 hours ago from web<\/p>\n

“Everyone says they have a birthday because they all think they get a free cheesecake but they don’t. They just get a sundae.” Waitron. – about 9 hours ago from web<\/p>\n

Home now but pretend I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and texting that waitrons are regaling a 9th table with Happy Birthday (I am incognito). – about 9 hours ago from web<\/p>\n

Third time in two weeks H.o.p. has brought up “Don Giovanni”. Time to wonder what the best DVD production is. – about 13 hours ago from web<\/p>\n

The shoes are gone. Marty came home with boots for me for my birthday! Cobbler elves rejoice in some peculiar equilibrium sustained. – about 13 hours ago from TwitterFox<\/p>\n

“Sitting here turning to fuckin’ jello with Looneytunes 24 hours a day.” Overheard on Marty’s cell. Musicians discuss relaxing during lull. – about 13 hours ago from TwitterFox<\/p>\n

“I was killed 100 times in a row and I’m still at the same level. I’m getting real bored with this.” Karmaking (Or So Sayeth H.o.p.) – about 16 hours ago from TwitterFox<\/p>\n

Drag Queen size dye-me square toe pumps sitting beside the apartment trash for two days, forlorn and ignored by tran hookers. – about 17 hours ago from TwitterFox <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I give up on TwitterTools but I’m leaving it activated just in case it spontaneously decides to work sometime in the future.<\/p>\n

Having now given up on Twittertools, I’ve placed a Twitterbadge in the sidebar above the search window and tweets can be seen there.<\/p>\n

This toy has, so far, only frustrated me.<\/p>\n

We are not entertained.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You see, I, of course, asked the waitron how many birthdays they had a night. She rolled her eyes and sighing, said (see above). – about 9 hours ago from web “Everyone says they have a birthday because they all think they get a free cheesecake but they don’t. They just get a sundae.” Waitron. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-1817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}