{"id":1441,"date":"2007-06-18T09:06:10","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T13:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2014-03-08T05:14:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T09:14:41","slug":"thanks-crawford-long-emory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1441\/thanks-crawford-long-emory\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanks Crawford Long-Emory!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Marty&#8217;s stitches?<\/p>\n<p>Price for walking in the Emergency room door on a Sunday night:  $292 (billed by Crawford Long)<\/p>\n<p>Price for a nurse looking at his hand and saying, &#8220;It needs stitches.&#8221;:  $226  (billed by Emory)<\/p>\n<p>Price for a nurse&#8217;s bad stitching job:  $444 (billed by Emory)<\/p>\n<p>Total time spent in the Emergency Room waiting to be seen? From 9:30 p.m. to 1 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>Total time seen?  20 minutes (the nurse took a while stitching Marty&#8217;s hand as she kept pulling the stitches through the skin and  having to start over). That&#8217;s roughly $48 a minute.  And roughly $90 a stitch.  Or, really, that&#8217;s $40 a stitch if the cost of the stitching alone was $444.<\/p>\n<p>Crawford Long also tried to charge us an extra $90 for having the stitches removed, when we&#8217;d been told to return there for their removal as that cost was included.  Took two phone calls to straighten that out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Marty&#8217;s stitches? Price for walking in the Emergency room door on a Sunday night: $292 (billed by Crawford Long) Price for a nurse looking at his hand and saying, &#8220;It needs stitches.&#8221;: $226 (billed by Emory) Price for a nurse&#8217;s bad stitching job: $444 (billed by Emory) Total time spent in the Emergency Room [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-1441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}