{"id":1437,"date":"2007-06-16T19:07:41","date_gmt":"2007-06-16T23:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1437"},"modified":"2014-03-09T08:07:53","modified_gmt":"2014-03-09T12:07:53","slug":"this-is-absurd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1437\/this-is-absurd\/","title":{"rendered":"This is absurd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Snippet of a conversation.<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p.: &#8230;a rusty old thing.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  A rusty old bank?????<\/p>\n<p>Marty:  A rusty old THANK.  You&#8217;re still not Southern.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I sometimes can&#8217;t understand what my own SON is saying because of his Southern accent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snippet of a conversation. H.o.p.: &#8230;a rusty old thing. Me: A rusty old bank????? Marty: A rusty old THANK. You&#8217;re still not Southern. I can&#8217;t believe I sometimes can&#8217;t understand what my own SON is saying because of his Southern accent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-1437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}