{"id":1415,"date":"2007-06-04T20:50:53","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T00:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2012-09-28T20:16:08","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T00:16:08","slug":"goofus-and-gallant-gordon-and-innocent-bystander-talk-about-the-white-houses-lack-of-luv-for-satellites-used-for-gathering-data-on-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1415\/goofus-and-gallant-gordon-and-innocent-bystander-talk-about-the-white-houses-lack-of-luv-for-satellites-used-for-gathering-data-on-global-warming\/","title":{"rendered":"Goofus and Gallant Gordon and Innocent Bystander Talk About The White House&#039;s Lack of Luv for Satellites Used For Gathering Data on Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/images2\/gordon.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"245\"\/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Innocent Bystander:<\/strong>  Help!  Will, someone not help us?!  The White House has arranged it so we are <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/G\/GLOBAL_WARMING_SATELLITES?SITE=AP&#038;SECTION=HOME&#038;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT\">scaling way back monitoring climate change from space<\/a> which means a perilous loss of data!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rick Piltz, director of Climate Science Watch, a watchdog program of the Washington-based Government Accountability Project, called the situation a crisis.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going to start being blinded in our ability to observe the planet,&#8221; said Piltz, whose group provided the AP with the previously undisclosed report. &#8220;It&#8217;s criminal negligence, and the leaders in the climate science community are ringing the alarm bells on this crisis.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Whatever will we do?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sci Trash Goofus Gordon<\/strong>:  I may be Sci Trash Goofus Gordon, but even I can hear the bells tolling!  Though I&#8217;m currently preoccupied looking at ground pictures of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2007\/06\/04\/britney-spears-dark-side-of-the-moon\/\">the dark side of Britney Spears&#8217; moon<\/a>.  More time for booty watch, I say!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sci Trash Gallant Gordon<\/strong>:  Woe the ignoble press, and cellulite-challenged celebrities.  Let us now speed to the tropics with an appropriate cover-up for Ms. Spears lest she take ill from a draft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Innocent Bystander: Help! Will, someone not help us?! The White House has arranged it so we are scaling way back monitoring climate change from space which means a perilous loss of data! Rick Piltz, director of Climate Science Watch, a watchdog program of the Washington-based Government Accountability Project, called the situation a crisis. &#8220;We&#8217;re going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[426],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-social-studies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}