{"id":1388,"date":"2007-05-19T17:16:17","date_gmt":"2007-05-19T21:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1388"},"modified":"2014-03-08T04:07:43","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T08:07:43","slug":"again-just-checking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1388\/again-just-checking\/","title":{"rendered":"Again, just checking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night it was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p.:  I have something to ask you, mom.  How weird is it to find an alien for the first time in your bathtub?<\/p>\n<p>Me:  Very weird.<\/p>\n<p>Today, talking with his Oma on the phone, H.o.p. started crying out, &#8220;Oh, daddy, not again!  Don&#8217;t do it again!&#8221; and then would make huge fart sounds on his arm.  &#8220;Oh, daddy!  Not again!&#8221;  Huge fart sounds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night it was&#8230; H.o.p.: I have something to ask you, mom. How weird is it to find an alien for the first time in your bathtub? Me: Very weird. Today, talking with his Oma on the phone, H.o.p. started crying out, &#8220;Oh, daddy, not again! Don&#8217;t do it again!&#8221; and then would make huge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[129],"class_list":["post-1388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-h-o-p-quotes-conversational-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}