{"id":1333,"date":"2007-04-15T04:41:50","date_gmt":"2007-04-15T08:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1333"},"modified":"2012-09-28T20:01:50","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T00:01:50","slug":"little-liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1333\/little-liar\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Liar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H.o.p. has been experimenting with expressions and nonsense sayings he&#8217;s heard elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>For example&#8230;tonight.<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p.:  Mom, mom, when dad comes in, tell him his mom eats gym shorts.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  I can&#8217;t tell him that.  I don&#8217;t know what it means.<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p.:  Yes, yes.  Tell him his mom eats gym shorts.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  I can&#8217;t say that when I don&#8217;t even know what it means.<\/p>\n<p>H.o.p.:  It means Happy Easter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H.o.p. has been experimenting with expressions and nonsense sayings he&#8217;s heard elsewhere. For example&#8230;tonight. H.o.p.: Mom, mom, when dad comes in, tell him his mom eats gym shorts. Me: I can&#8217;t tell him that. I don&#8217;t know what it means. H.o.p.: Yes, yes. Tell him his mom eats gym shorts. Me: I can&#8217;t say that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,129],"class_list":["post-1333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-h-o-p-quotes-conversational-arts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}