{"id":1301,"date":"2007-04-02T21:22:44","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T01:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1301"},"modified":"2014-03-08T07:41:46","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T11:41:46","slug":"ah-gee-google-stop-with-the-love-youre-embarrassing-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1301\/ah-gee-google-stop-with-the-love-youre-embarrassing-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, gee, Google, stop with the love, you're embarrassing me"},"content":{"rendered":"

How sweet. Looking at searches that bring people here, I find that my blog comes up #1 in Google for the search…<\/p>\n

oven smells like mouse urine<\/p>\n

…because of my recent kitchen post which mentioned nothing about mouse urine but someone else’s one time problem with it was discussed in the comment area. This post will only reinforce those results. (Jimm, I would feel badly for you that I’ve usurped your position in the Google standings in this regard, but I see it seems you may not place at all in Google using those search terms, which is for the best as your blog<\/a> is infinitely more respectable than mine.)<\/p>\n

I also find from a Google search leading another unwitting soul here, that if you put in the words…<\/p>\n

oh lord would you buy me<\/p>\n

…then I also come up first. At least today.<\/p>\n

Because of this post<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I can live with that. It wasn’t a bad post.<\/p>\n

If someone doesn’t correctly remember the Janis Joplin lyrics then they land here. Though I did remember them correctly. And the post wasn’t even about the song.<\/p>\n

It’s like cluelessness double compounded for the person who lands on that post via the search…<\/p>\n

oh lord would you buy me<\/p>\n

We’re watching old Warner Brothers cartoons here tonight. Well, I’m sitting in here and listening while working on stuff. Some are so well written that I’m dissolving in laughter just from the dialogue, pacing and sound effects. I especially like “The Foghorn Leghorn” where Foghorn Leghorn is determined to convince the young chicken hawk, Henery, that he really is a chicken, after Henery’s uncle tells him Foghorn Leghorn is a Loud Mouthed Shnook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How sweet. Looking at searches that bring people here, I find that my blog comes up #1 in Google for the search… oven smells like mouse urine …because of my recent kitchen post which mentioned nothing about mouse urine but someone else’s one time problem with it was discussed in the comment area. This post […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,30],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-google-casino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}