{"id":1145,"date":"2006-09-21T18:03:52","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T22:03:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2012-09-28T20:03:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T00:03:35","slug":"another-friendly-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1145\/another-friendly-warning\/","title":{"rendered":"Another friendly warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those pot stickers from Publix that your child is insanely crazy about, which make your closet-sized kitchen stink like boiled cabbage for hours after you&#8217;ve microwaved them?  Well they work a potent magic in the child&#8217;s intestines as well.  So if that child slides up next to you with a sly grin on his or her face, run.  H.o.p. and I just had a race to the other side of the apartment as he was as eager to get to some clean air as I was, but he was laughing all the way because there are few things funnier to an eight-year-old H.o.p. than his farts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those pot stickers from Publix that your child is insanely crazy about, which make your closet-sized kitchen stink like boiled cabbage for hours after you&#8217;ve microwaved them? Well they work a potent magic in the child&#8217;s intestines as well. So if that child slides up next to you with a sly grin on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424,27],"class_list":["post-1145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}