{"id":1015,"date":"2006-06-29T07:55:20","date_gmt":"2006-06-29T11:55:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2014-03-08T05:00:02","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T09:00:02","slug":"ouch-a-public-service-annoucement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/1015\/ouch-a-public-service-annoucement\/","title":{"rendered":"Ouch (a public service annoucement)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something not to do in a confined space with your child is play a variation of Blind Man&#8217;s Bluff.  Which we were doing yesterday morning, my eyes were closed, and I ended up tripping backwards over a toy and usually I&#8217;m good at catching myslf in such situations but that&#8217;s when I can see and being deprived of that sense I ended up landing in a wagon we use by the door for holding H.o.p.&#8217;s little scooter, in which happened to be also a big megablocks (legos) pirate ship and whacking the back of my head hard against the wall.  One of those, &#8220;Oh, I didn&#8217;t intend for this to happen&#8221; moments, and there&#8217;s no taking it back, and you know you&#8217;re going to be in considerable pain for a while.  I still have a huge bump on my noggin and a slight headache and the muscles hurt and I&#8217;m green with bruises from landing on the pirate ship and scooter and (ironically) on H.o.p.&#8217;s helmet that he uses on his scooter.<\/p>\n<p>And that hurts tmost of all, that I landed on a helmet when whacking my head in the wall.<\/p>\n<p>Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something not to do in a confined space with your child is play a variation of Blind Man&#8217;s Bluff. Which we were doing yesterday morning, my eyes were closed, and I ended up tripping backwards over a toy and usually I&#8217;m good at catching myslf in such situations but that&#8217;s when I can see and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[424],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-stories","tag-a"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idyllopuspress.com\/meanwhile\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}