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  • A One Second Comedy Show

    A One Second Comedy Show

    I was going to post a quote from Alan Watts but then people started farting around me, distracting me from my current sense of purpose. Hop encouraged, “Try it, it gives you more humor.” Pretending ignorance, I said, “What?” H.o.p. said, “Farting!” He blew a fart on his arm and laughed. “See, it’s like a…

  • Doesn’t get it

    Doesn’t get it

    Trying to explain concept of unicorn chaser to h.o.p. who is ranting on how ancient unicorns were awesome and are now girly.

  • Ruby Falls

    Ruby Falls

    Portraits of a Young Man in Full Burgeoning Blossom of an Angst Ridden Preteen Who Still Wants to Have An Awesome Time as a Kid But Finds Himself Now Sometimes Also Subdued and Self-Conscious and Simply Dutifully Posing for A Pic Ruby Falls #1 Ruby Falls #2 Ruby Falls #3 Was wild getting out of…

  • Textbook Irony

    The Apple store says their “geniuses” are very busy with repairing computers so it’s several more days before they can look at my monitor. I already know my monitor is going to cost probably (at least) $500 to repair. After 16 months in my possession, the Apple power box apparently freaked out and went bad…

  • Wandering Youtube

    Elle Greenwich is dead. She wrote some amazing songs. Tina Turner. What a voice. Can’t pass this one up. I didn’t realize until now that Marc Bolan played on Nutbush City Limits. Ike and Tina and the T Rex hit. Marc Bolan was the session player on this as well as Sexy Ida Part II…

  • “We cannot have a fair prosperity in isolation…”

    “We cannot have a fair prosperity in isolation…”

    “[W]e cannot have a fair prosperity in isolation from a fair society…. We must not surrender to the relentless medical inflation that can bankrupt almost anyone…Let us insist on real controls over what doctors and hospitals can charge, and let us resolve that the state of a family’s health shall never depend on the… size…

  • Who in Wasilla knows me by name?

    Who in Wasilla knows me by name?

    Wasilla? I check my stats once a month since no one visits my blog/website. No one visits the website for my “Unending Wonders of a Subatomic World” book so any activity stands out. So, was wandering through the stats which only hold the last 100 entries and there on July 22nd was someone from Wasilla,…

  • Unidentified Bug

    Opened the door to the back room and there was this BUG, some weird big thing, I couldn’t tell what it was, scurried behind something and I yelled and closed the door, I didn’t want to stomp on it with bare feet as I didn’t know what it was, then I opened up the door…

  • Sofa Pillows

    When are sofa pillows too flat and look sad instead of perky happy? Does it matter? Our sofa pillow covers have zippers because I’m practical that way. When they get flat I can easily replace the stuffing. I can’t rub the front and back fabric together so I guess I’m good. But when you can,…

  • His Own Person

    First words out of H.o.p. this morning, “Well, y’know people have their own opinions and I’m my own person…” which means he’s about to ask for something which I’ve told him already was not a good idea.

  • Our apartment building would collapse on sight just out of fear

    This beast is freakin’ huge. Must be a hallucinatory experience driving down the road and happening on this thing, especially if you don’t know it exists. That saw! How big is it?! It could probably slice our apartment building in half. We Aren’t Seeing Transformers if This Thing’s Not in it Link to Gawker

  • As if his voice isn’t distinctive enough

    Bob Dylan was taken into custody on suspicion of not being really Bob Dylan (he doesn’t look like he did years ago) but instead some old guy just saying he’s Bob Dylan, looking at a house for sale. He requested to be driven over to the hotel/tour buses, an id was made by his manager…