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"Have you ever seen a UFO?" Interview #12
“The sun can’t be down there. And I know it’s not the moon. What is that?” Idyllopus Press: Have you ever seen a UFO? Guitarist with Gold Ceiling: OK, 575. 575 Highway. Going to Blue Ridge. I was going to buy a farm. This woman I talk about, R_____, she sold property and this kind…
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In which I find it has all been written and there is nothing else for me to do in this world but microwave hotdogs
ANNOUNCER: Other shampoos just work on your hair. But Chambraigne travels down each follicle and bores into your skull, depositing magical knowledge crystals. TV’S AL ROKER: (“Heavy User”): Lather your way to a new intelligence. (CHAMBRAIGNE LOGO OVER VIDEO OF MAN IN TOGA PUTTING ON CROWN OF LEAVES) ANNOUNCER: With Chambraigne. The shampoo of kings.…