Breakfast Cereal

I’m considering that adults, too, need a crazily, insanely optimistic breakfast cereal packed full with sunny stimulations.

It’s so sad that I missed my calling in life. So sad that I’m going to pull out that copy of “Being and Nothingness” that I read when I was 18 (probably over breakfast) and properly exorcise it by filling in every O with a smiley face and making every question mark a heart. “Take that!”

And then I’ll publish it.