Complaining about the transparent con’s lack of self-respect

I’m in a shitty mood and because complaining about the Yog Monster which is our government would require my thinking about it, I shall waste my useless words on spam (such as has been slamming my comments areas for weeks and only the devil and its gleeful cackling minions know how purveyors of bogus services are able to afford millions of IP addresses devoted only to driving you bat-shit mad since there couldn’t possibly be say comparitively any individual over the political age of three foolish enough to take the government’s media bath so again only the devil knows how these charlatans can afford to buy and chew into crap oblivion more IP addies than can be counted on Shiva’s numberless dancing digits) and in particular I shall bitch about the below contemptible manner of phish that daily dodges my gutless spam blocker into my email box that again any person with brain enough to manage a mouse would never count as credible so tell me how these hack cons have the funds and moreover the gall to spit at me the following garble and expect me to believe that “too take an advantages of current updrade” would be a good thing.

Dear NotaBusiness Customer,

We are looking forward to your support and understanding and inform you about new NotaBusiness® department system updrade performed by security management team in order to protect our clients from increased online fraud activity, unauthorized account access, illegal money withdrawal and also to simplify some processes.

The new updated technologies guaranty convenience and safety of NotaBusiness® account usage. New services for your account will be effective immediately after an account confirmation process by a special system activation application.

To take an advantages of current updrade you should login your account by using NotaBusiness® Online application. For the purpose please follow the reference:

Utterly bogus URL!!!!

Please note that changes in security system will be effective immediately after relogin.

Current message is created by our automatic dispatch system and could not be replyed. For the purpose of assistance, please use the “User Guide” reference of an original NotaBusiness® website.

Best Regards,

NotaBusiness® Security Management Staff.

Seriously, you’d think they’d hire a translator. I’ve sunk one and one quarter of a third-worlder’s exploited lifetimes into learning legitimate occupations that didn’t make me a cent, so I assume I learned them poorly, but regardless of that and nevertheless tell me how these guys are able to earn bed and board with the above because I don’t know, not even with my often-times seeming marginal command of English.

“There! Take that! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” she laughs brandishing the equivalent of her mighty sword or whoever’s braids dunked in an empty ink well. “That’ll teach you not to take a little pride in how you craft your deceit!”

Now, go away because I threaten to uselessly bitch more on myriad dysfunctions in a hopelessly dysfunctional manner in a ridiculous pursuit of wasting precious time.