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The Inessential Twitter Updates for 2008-06-23

  • Twitter test. Everything keeps going wrong with it. #
  • Test. #
  • Drag Queen size dye-me square toe pumps sitting beside the apartment trash for two days, forlorn and ignored by tran hookers. #
  • “I was killed 100 times in a row and I’m still at the same level. I’m getting real bored with this.” Karmaking (Or So Sayeth H.o.p.) #
  • “Sitting here turning to fuckin’ jello with Looneytunes 24 hours a day.” Overheard on Marty’s cell. Musicians discuss relaxing during lull. #
  • The shoes are gone. Marty came home with boots for me for my birthday! Cobbler elves rejoice in some peculiar equilibrium sustained. #
  • Third time in two weeks H.o.p. has brought up “Don Giovanni”. Time to wonder what the best DVD production is. #

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3 responses to “The Inessential Twitter Updates for 2008-06-23”

  1. Jim McCulloch Avatar
    Jim McCulloch

    This sounds like a malfunctioning R2-D2 in an early star wars movie. But I guess that’s what tweets sounds like anyway. Come to think of it, that’s what we all sound like, most of the time (but without the robot voice.)
    Well, good luck with twitter tools.

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    Jim McCulloch

    But wait. My memory is playing tricks on me. Twitter statements in a robot voice would have to be the other star wars robot, wouldn’t it.
    My mind, as usual, seems to be filled with imperfectly remembered trivia.

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  3. Idyllopus Avatar
    Idyllopus

    I’m a dysfunctional pile of space junk. In a little row boat. Sounds about right.

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