AND SO IT GOES…OH, WAIT…

Supposed optimum living conditions. And it didn’t even drop any legs, like some hermit crabs do when they get stressed and ill. Just half crawled out of its shell today and was lethargic and limp. So we put it in an isolation tank away from the other crabs and this evening it crawled completely out of its shell and fell over dead. Laid there on its back. I tapped it to make sure. Didn’t move.

“It’s dead,” I told H.o.p.

“We should have a funeral in the morning,” he said. “With a box for a coffin so nothing will eat it.”

“You find the box.”

“No, you find the box. OK? I’ll find a flower for it,” he said. “And we’ll sing a song.”

“OK.”

“I feel bad for the hermit crab. It didn’t deserve to die,” said H.o.p.

Then I’m writing this and get up and I pass back by and lift up the towel draped over the isolation tank, and there’s the hermit crab, still alive, still out of its shell though, but it has crawled up on top of its sponge.

“So, it’s not time yet for a proper burial,” said H.o.p.


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5 responses to “AND SO IT GOES…OH, WAIT…”

  1. Jennifer Avatar

    Reminds me of the 4th grade when somehow I was chosen (or volunteered) to flush our recently deceased class newt down the toilet. I poured him in and then he began swimming around. I honestly have no memory of what happened next.

  2. Idyllopus Avatar

    How traumatic! Or exciting. Or exciting and traumatic!

    I have vague memories of some experiment in keeping some kind of animals in a classroom and us kiddies all arriving one morning to find one of them had eaten the others.

  3. Hoverbot Avatar

    Oh how nice! Talk about trauma.

  4. Hoverbot Avatar

    Oops… I’m not supposed to be hoverbot anymore…

  5. Idyllopus Avatar

    It was fifth grade and actually wasn’t so traumatic as I think most of us kids had pretty much forgotten the little exhibit existed. I think it was a small fish tank and one fish had eaten all the others. And that we’d already had some other mammal die. It was the first and last teacher I ever had who tried keeping an in class zoo. If I remember correctly, the teacher was more traumatized than any of us.

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