Is Just Plain Insipid Enough to Elicit Tears?

Have been working on the website revision and while working I’ve been listening to an XM channel on the Direct TV that H.o.p. had turned on to help him sleep. It’s mostly very soothing, fairly insipid synth harpy windy music. We’re not talking Brian Eno. Mostly meandering stuff, very even in temper, and sometimes tinkly sweet, like the version of “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme” that’s now playing. I can vaguely hear it from the next room. And while I was working, after listening to this for a couple of hours, I began to feel sentimental, sad, maudlin, rather than worried and driven by angst (which tends to be my natural state of being). So, is just plain insipid enough to provoke tears? I believe it’s supposed to be meditativey feel good music.

The music has now morphed into a variation on “Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme” in which the same line is played over and over and over again with slightly differing arrangements.

It’s making me sleepy.

I imagine the synth whines now playing are supposed to mimic whale calls. And there’s a woman singing over them. No words. More whale whines. More insipid sadness. I don’t know what we’re supposed to be picturing but I don’t think it’s bad new age siren singers and beached whales, which is what I’m seeing.

A guitar has been strumming the same few notes for a few minutes now.

Someone was called and told, “We want sleepytime music, hours of it. Think Celestial Seasonings tea instead of warm milk or cocoa.” And it paid the rent.

I feel less sad now, putting it into context, some producer daily going home groaning about how it’s getting difficult to make hours of sleepytime music sound the same but just a little different.

“I know, I’ll next use sitar!”

Which is what has now entered. A sitar.

No percussion. I think it’s been hours since I’ve heard any percussion, come to think of it.

I bet if there was percussion involved it wouldn’t have become depressing.

Wait, wait. Sounds like almost, yes, maybe, a little up-tempo something entering (no not dj literal but nearly raging gregarious comparatively)…

Agh! No, turns around and becomes tear-your-wretched-heart-out-and-sling-it-on-the-floor marshy grief with repetitive violin voices cycling into pointless oblivion, off the road and into the soul-eating bog.

“Well, why don’t you put something else on?”

I could. But I’m now fascinated, wondering what they’re going to tediously do next.


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5 responses to “Is Just Plain Insipid Enough to Elicit Tears?”

  1. Jennifer Avatar

    “rather than worried and driven by angst (which tends to be my natural state of being”

    I know that state…

    I hope your building is not too tall. Enough of that music could cause one to consider jumping.

  2. Jim McCulloch Avatar

    Unnecessary music trivia: Your parsley sage song (Scarborough Fair) is a degraded version of Child #2, usually called the Elfin Knight, which in its earliest versions was a sinister story of a young woman about to be raped by a supernatural knight who evaded it by (somehow) requiring him to perform a series of impossible tasks. I have no idea how this devolved ultimately to Simon and Garfunkel and then to XM Channel sleepytime violins. The early texts and tunes are nothing like the familiar S&G song–Ewan MaColl’s Elfin Knight is a cobbled together and slightly nonsensical version (and hence, authentic-sounding, despite being accompanied by Peggy Seeger–Pete Seeger’s half-sister, also a Communist, but who sang better.) I don’t know of any other recorded versions of the Elfin Knight outside of the Simon n Garfunkel universe. What would put you to sleep is not so much the tune or arrangement, assuming you could call it that, but a long list of stuff to do recited in an impossible Lallans brogue.

    I used to sing Child Ballads (not this one) to my daughter when she was little, and indeed they would put her to sleep, especially the murder ballads–I don’t know why. (I did not learn them, alas, from my grandparents, but from a book I had called the Singing Tradition of Child’s Popular Ballads.) I would sing them with complete crack-voiced traditional-sounding authenticity, and even though Eve would quickly fall asleep listening to these anti-lullabies, she developed a fondness for them (which appalls her friends) and now has her ipod full of Child Ballads (though thankfully not Scarbourough Faire), along with more conventional age-appropriate music.

  3. Idyllopus Avatar

    Thanks for the education. I didn’t know that. Or, if I did, it was a long time ago and I’d forgotten.

    Funny that the murder ballads would send Eve off to sleep (that’s a stupid remark, isn’t it, the melodies can be great so it’s not odd, and you deserve a commendation or something for learning the ballads for Eve). When H.o.p. was an infant, what would instantly lull him was “Paint it Black”. And “Highway 61 Revisited” was a later sleeptime favorite. I also made up nonsensical ballads and sang them to him, partly to entertain me, and he enjoyed them (and I sang them very quietly as I am not so good with making up songs and didn’t want to rankle my ears too much).

    Ballads can pass the time. When I was in my mid 20s and working a very boring job at an office supply store, I memorized a number of the old ballads off the Steel Eye Span albums so I could amuse myself singing all their verses when I was working off the floor. They did preoccupy and made things slightly less miserable the brief time I was there.

    Every so often I’ll go roaming looking for ballad bands online with mp3s available so that I can play them for H.o.p.

    Off to look up the Elfin Knight lyrics…

  4. Idyllopus Avatar

    Jennifer…the building is four stories and surrounded by concrete but the roof isn’t easily accessible and not the kind you can tramp around on without fear of falling through into the attic. True comic-tragedy awaits the soul who ever thinks of going up there for a swan dive.

  5. Susan Och Avatar

    Then there’s the “Skye Boat Song”. Beautiful tune with lyrics made to perpetuate clan warfare in generations to come.

    My kids always thought the words were “Speed, Bunny Boat” not “Speed Bonny Boat” and that it was about rabbits.

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