Do NOT, when recovering from a head cold, get the hiccups, take a mouthful of carbonated water flavored with lime, stand on your head and instead of swallowing said water (which will realign the diaphragm and is the only way I can get rid of hiccups) accidentally let almost the whole mouthful of water flow up into your sinuses. Yeah, I got rid of my hiccups but I am writhing around on the floor in staggering pain. I don’t know how I’m managing to type this but before I pass out I just wanted to get it up on the internet–this is something not to be experienced.
Someone recently got here Googling, “Do seahorses sneeze?” and my website came up first in the results. Out of all the webpages on the internet, my website came up first in the results. If someone is going to hit this website asking, “Do seahorses sneeze?” I may as well start putting up friendly bits of information like this. So…
POTENTIAL GOOGLER: When I have a head cold, what will happen if I stand on my head and inhale sparkling water flavored with citric acid? Just wondering.
ANSWER: AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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