Dear Person Who Got Here Googling Glued Legos Versus Unglued Legos:
Yes, definitely.
Take your several big containers of assorted Legos. Liberally pour glue over them all.
Let me know how it goes.
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Dear Person Who Got Here Googling Reimagining yourself:
It’s generally preferred to letting someone else reimagine yourself for you, so beat them to the punch.
You’re welcome! I’m gratified to find mine was the #1 return in the search result.
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This post got a huge grin out of me because I’ve seen some of the very strange Googlings that led people to my site and, yeah, it makes you wonder. Still, I never thought to do what you did here and make a post of it. I may rip you off and do something obviously similar. If I do, this will be the evidence that I have done so and you can send the police after me while knowing that the case is in the bag…. But I hope you don’t send the police after me. We’ve gotten along so well so far, and I fear that the police showing up to arrest me for plagiarizing your great idea would shame me no end and then I’d know it was over… over… …over. Alas.
Move along, now; nothing to see here.
Not to worry! There’s nothing new on the internet. We’re all just reshuffling words here, and some arrangements of them are newer than others.
Go, address your Googlers. But you might want to be kind of choosy about what you address since you’ll be reinforcing the unintended magnet that’s drawing them there.
Like here I get lots of people googling MONSTER TRUCKS and something very similar since I once wrote a post in which I mocked MONSTER TRUCKS and linked to a couple of websites showing MONSTER TRUCKS crushing stuff and then to an American tank crushing a taxi in Iraq for no reason but the sheer hell of destroying someone’s livelihood. With all the other words I have on this site I don’t know how it is that MONSTER TRUCKS became the number one search query that leads people to this site, but it happened somehow. Which is why I’m careful anymore not to mention anything about MONSTER TRUCKS since I don’t care for the games and politics of MONSTER TRUCKS and am not thrilled with most of the people visiting this site being people who love them.
Should I be disturbed that someone got to my page by searching for “tied human sacrifice bondage picture”? Um… Er… Ahem…. Maybe I should post something about MONSTER TRUCKS. I just posted about hypermiling, so maybe if I posted about how difficult it is to hypermile in a MONSTER TRUCK I’d get more hits. I’ve not yet really made the big time yet, so maybe MONSTER TRUCKS is my golden ticket.
I saw the tank vs. taxi picture. Add that to all the other things I’ve seen so far and I guess I have to say that I do not support all the soldiers. And I never ever supported the war in Iraq. Back in my LJ days – when the war began – I posted a lot about the lies we were all being fed and predicted a lot of negative things that have since come to pass or appear likely to do so. And the thing is, it’s the MONSTER TRUCK crowd who are most resistant to criticisms of the war in Iraq and its illegal occupation. Now that I see how a tank is really just a MONSTER TRUCK with a MONSTER GUN pasted on it… it makes sense.
I call it Google Casino.
Considering how tame this blog is, you can understand how perplexed I was to discover, through a Googler, that my blog was #9 iin the top 10 of Google searches for:
insane sex
Due to this post.
That’s cool. I liked that post.
But I stand confounded with all the craziness out there on the internet that my ultra tame blog comes in #9 for this.
I assure you. Post a picture of a monster truck in conjunction with hypermiling and you’ll find the number of hits you get for “monster trucks” exceeding anything else. It’s amazing how many people are googling for monster trucks. You don’t even have to post a pic! You just have to do a text link and some search engine will grab it and decide you are all about monster trucks and lead monster truck lovers to your page.
No one, however, who has ever come to my blog looking for monster trucks, has ever left a comment.
“No one, however, who has ever come to my blog looking for monster trucks, has ever left a comment.”
O! Cognitive dissonance! Seriously, I mean… what would any one of them say? Although the hope remains that some might stay and gain something, yeah? Have you checked stats to see how long any of them have remained on your page?
(PS: Replied to your comment at my blog.)
As I understand it, Sitemeter doesn’t clock the amount of time someone stays on a blog unless they start moving around to different pages. These people never make it past the post they’ve entered on. At least they seem disinclined to troll.
Hmmm… Trolls in MONSTER TRUCKS…. >,
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