Little Liar

H.o.p. has been experimenting with expressions and nonsense sayings he’s heard elsewhere.

For example…tonight.

H.o.p.: Mom, mom, when dad comes in, tell him his mom eats gym shorts.

Me: I can’t tell him that. I don’t know what it means.

H.o.p.: Yes, yes. Tell him his mom eats gym shorts.

Me: I can’t say that when I don’t even know what it means.

H.o.p.: It means Happy Easter.