Fantastic Creatures – The Light Eel
2007
H.o.p.’s testimony: “When we went to the aquarium we found this creature. In the tank beside it there was a giant red and black lobster. And beside that one was a little fish with an enormous mouth. And beside that was an ugly big fish with sharp razor teeth. And beside that was a big big shrimp. Those are all weird creatures, but weirder still is no one knows anything about this species of light eel. We are the first to have seen it. I swear I’m not exaggerating.”
That’s H.o.p.’s story and I’m standing by it. Right here. Here I am. Standing by his story.
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