Perhaps this will prevent one laundry disaster

You know those new big navy blue towels you just got from IKEA because you somehow lost a whole load of towels at the laundromat, and you need to bathe but you don’t have time to go to the laundromat and wash those new towels first? Which may be fortunate because you don’t know yet not to wash those towels by their lonesome selves?

That’s right. Don’t put one of those wet blue towels in your laundry basket if you don’t want to dye any clothing under it the same shade of navy blue.

(I don’t like the color navy blue. That was Marty’s choice. He’s been indoctrinated by H.o.p. who loves the color blue. I read that blue is the favorite color of a majority of children. Wonder why.)