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WELCOME TO BIGSOFA'S SUPER-DUPER RECLAMATION CENTER! You may consider yourself as having taken a seat on the BIGSOFA (full color pictures of which will be available to you before too long).

The Reclamation Center may be also looked upon as ACCLAIMATION CENTRAL. A few minor adjustments are currently being attended to as you decompress and acquaint yourself with your surroundings, taking the time to browse through the material on this page that we left for you upon the coffee table.

In our initial invitation to you, you may have noticed the lack of concrete information as to the SERVICES BigSofa provides for its guests and members. The omission was purposeful for we don't presume a perfunctory introduction would provide you the type of satisfaction you seek. BigSofa, aware of the importance of first IMPRESSIONS, has, however, taken care that our welcoming advertisement should not falsely attract the attention of any individual who may not derive some benefit through a fundamental acquaintance with themselves and their personal needs. As you familiarize yourself with the services of which BigSofa is here and now availing you, you may be certain that we are evaluating to what precise degree rendering of those services may be appropriate in respect to your ascertainment of them, as per an estimation of the professionally-defined parameters that should be applied to our mutual association, by which we should both hope to accrue benefits reflective of respective rewards.

That we say our services may respect your best interests is paramount and tantamount to what we would consider advance agreement that your responsibility in terms of derivation of satisfaction is commensurate with and determined by the servicee's recognition that the servicer is fully acknowledged as the servicee and capacitable of free and best choice regardless of any action hereafter accepted as ultimately presumed and with intimation of penultimate design.

YES, I WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BIGSOFA AND ITS SERVICES!!

BUT SHOULDN'T WE FIRST GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AS FRIENDS BEFORE WE DO BUSINESS ON A PROFESSIONAL LEVEL?

Take this simple test and find out (we'll see)