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THERE IS NO ICE IN GOLF HEAVEN
Holy hell. The Arctic ice cap has collapsed at an unprecedented rate this summer and levels of sea ice in the region now stand at a record low, scientists said last night. Experts said they were “stunned” by the loss of ice, with an area almost twice as big as Britain disappearing in the last…
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BACKSTAGE AT THE BIG ARENA POP CONCERT
David, H.o.p. and Amy back stage The other night, H.o.p. was being a real jerk, and what came out of my mouth was, “Yeah, you better hope you grow up to be Pablo Picasso”. He had no idea I was referring to the song, “Pablo Picasso Was Never Called an Asshole”, my preference being the…
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Go outside in your yard, pick up a handful of earth, and think about it
Maybe I should make a category for “What are we becoming? Yeah, well, where have we been?” Trail of Tears may grow by 2,000 miles if study OK’d By RICHARD POWELSON, powelsonr@shns.com February 17, 2006 WASHINGTON – The National Park Service on Thursday endorsed a study that may add about 2,000 miles of land and…
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Spring is when Jesus dies. I remembered this Sunday because the billboards were up
Spring is nearly here. Virtually here. In the south, in Georgia, spring arrives early. One day in March you open your door and stumble over spring into summer. For the next couple of weeks summer and winter play badminton over spring’s head then send her off. Once a decade an ice storm will sweep through…