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GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR VACATION DOLLARS WITH

POOKAH's ASTRAL TRAVEL SERVICE

"DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THAT IF YOU'RE FLAT BROKE YOU CAN'T AFFORD THAT VACATION YOU COULD HAVE USED TEN YEARS AGO ALREADY?" SAYS POOKAH. "WELL, LISTEN UP. HAVE I GOT A DEAL AND A HALF FOR YOU!" Pookah stands before the sphinx in a recent photo opportunity, happy customers lining up in the background for the ride of a lifetime


HI GUYS, MY NAME'S POOKAH WOOP. SEE THOSE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND? THAT RECENT PHOTO SHOWS POTENTIALLY-SATISFIED CUSTOMERS OF POOKAH WOOP, ASTRAL BODIES QUEING UP FOR AN ASTRAL SPACESHIP RIDE TO, WHERE ELSE BUT ORION!

THAT'S ME IN THE FOREGROUND, POOKAH WOOP, POCKETING THE VIRTUAL PENNIES I GET FOR THIS WONDERFUL SERVICE THAT HAS MADE SO MANY SO HAPPY.

OUSTED FROM THE MIBs FOR PUTTING A LITTLE COLOR IN MY LIFE (I THREW OUT THE BLACK JEANS), I KNOW WHAT IT's LIKE TO BE FLAT BROKE AND NOT HAVE ANY MONEY TO DO ANYTHING BUT SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER (HA!, YOUR COMPUTER...IF YOU'RE LIKE ME THE BANK ACTUALLY OWNS IT!!). TRAVELING THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS OF THE INTERNET IS FINE, BUT IT's NOT LIKE REALLY BEING ABLE TO CHOMP INTO THE FRUITS OF SUCCESS--FRUIT THAT IS OBVIOUSLY IN SHORT SUPPLY WHEN YOU'RE UNABLE TO AFFORD THE PRICE OF A, WELL, YOU NAME IT AND I'LL SAY, "CAN'T AFFORD!!!"

"TO THE MOON, ALICE!" ON A BUS DRIVER'S SALARY? WHAT DID JACKIE GLEASON KNOW THAT YOU DON'T?

MY FRIENDS, DESPAIR NO MORE OF EVER BEING ABLE TO SIFT THE SANDS OF GIZEH THROUGH YOUR OWN WIGGLY TOES. POOKAH HAS THE ANSWER THAT'S TAILORED FOR YOUR EMPTY POCKETBOOK!



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POOKAH'S ASTRAL TRAVEL SERVICE!!!!



READY FOR THAT ULTRA DELUXE VACATION? LET'S GO!! FOR JUST A PORTION OF WHAT THAT TRIP TO THE PYRAMIDS WOULD COST YOU IN THE DULL, PHYSICAL WORLD, WE CAN PERUSE THE HALL OF RECORDS THAT NO EARTH-BOUND TRAVELER CAN ENTER!

ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT ASTRAL-TRAVEL IS NOT BEING EARTH-BOUND, YOU CAN GO DAMN NEAR ANYWHERE YOU WANT!

ONLY YOU, THE POOR BUT ASTRALLY-INTELLIGENT WILL BE ABLE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF IF THAT MARTIAN FACE IS A TRICK OF LIGHT AND SHADOW!

WHY LET WHITLEY STRIEBER AND THOSE REMOTE VIEWERS HAVE ALL THE FUN?

HOW DOES THE POOKAH ASTRAL-TRAVEL PLAN WORK? THE FOLKS IN THE PHOTO ABOVE DON'T LIKE TO GO IT ALONE AND ARE PART OF THE "NO MIA SOLO" PACKAGE TOUR. JUST SEND ME $15.00 AND I'LL MAIL YOU A CASSETTE TAPE THAT YOU PLAY IN YOUR SLEEP. WITH ME AS YOUR COACH, MY VOICE WILL GIVE YOUR ASTRAL SELF THE INCENTIVE TO PICK UP AND GO...TO A MEETING PLACE SUCH AS THE ABOVE WHERE YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHER ASTRAL BUDDIES AS I GUIDE ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT AGREED-UPON BEYOND.

OR, IF YOU'RE AN INDIVIDUALIST, FORGET THE RESTRICTIONS OF THE GROUP SCHEDULE! JUST IMAGINE THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES AND YOU'LL HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT BEFORE THE CELESTIAL GLASS ORCHESTRA BEFORE YOU CAN SAY, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEAD-ER!" (SORRY, THAT'S AN OLD GLASS-PLAYERS' JOKE.)

NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MISSING OUT ON A FEW HOURS OF MINIMUM WAGE PAY! NOT WITH THE ASTRAL TRAVEL SERVICE PLAN!

BECAUSE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF NORMALLY-WASTED SLEEP HOURS TO DO YOUR VACATIONING, YOU'LL BE HOME IN PLENTY OF TIME TO GET TO YOUR PODUNK JOB IN THE MORNING, IF YOU HAVE ONE.

WHY WAIT?! SEND $15 TODAY TO:

POOKAH ASTRAL TRAVEL ENTERPRISES
P.O. BOX 1111
IT'S MY TURN, USA.

THAT'S:

POOKAH ASTRAL TRAVEL ENTERPRISES
P.O. BOX 1111
IT'S MY TURN, USA.

AND WHEN YOU SEE THE SPHINX, SAY POOKAH SENT YA. YOU'LL GET AN ASTRAL TRAVELER'S DISCOUNT ON YOUR KING'S CHAMBER INITIATION OPPORTUNITY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Visit Pookah's twin sister Irene De Mandible! She has received the honorable distinction as an EXPERT of the village of Wymsey (see dental surgeon's wife)! "I am very proud of her achievement," says Pookah. "Irene has something special about her, always has. Of course, this obsession she's had with Wymsey, well, what can I say but at least this recent revelation alerted us to her condition. There's a little dust in the cogs, but just a little. I think it has to do with the channeling. It hasn't effected me adversely in any way. But Irene has been on the brunt end of some jagging wavelengths. By the way, she is not exactly a dental surgeon's wife. She did however channel a dental surgeon successfully this AM, almost long enough to repair her husband's broken filling. He also will need a little recuperation time but is expected to be just fine."

Urlybird Times interviews Pookah

Urlybird Times interviews Irene de Mandible

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